Feature: Heaven’s Metal thumbnail review of Petra

Enjoy this trip through the Petra discography as we offer up short reviews (and I mean really short, almost non-existent, but if you look closely, they are there) to every Petra studio album. We could’ve thrown in all the compilations, live, and Spanish language records, but who has time to read all of that? So here we go with tongue firmly planted in cheek:

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Enjoy this trip through the Petra discography as we offer up short reviews (and I mean really short, almost non-existent, but if you look closely, they are there) to every Petra studio album. We could’ve thrown in all the compilations, live, and Spanish language records, but who has time to read all of that? So here we go with tongue firmly planted in cheek:

Petra

Petra:
If the Allman Brothers had no production budget.

Come and Join Us

Come and Join Us:
Multiple personality disorder, the album.

Washes

Washes Whiter Than:
Too mellow for rock, too rock for radio.

Never Say Die

Never Say Die:
And they’re off! The beginning of a classic era.

More Power

More Power to Ya:
Quick, hide the rock songs behind the ballads. Parents will never figure that out.

Not of this World

Not of this World
Like More Power to Ya but with better ballads, better rock songs, better production.

Beat the System

Beat the System:
“I’ve got this great idea. Remember that amazing arena rock sound we achieved on the last album? Yeah? Let’s throw it away and program some synths.” Good thing the songs were great.

Back to the Streets

Back to the Street:
Back to rocking! New singer, new producers, new sound.

This Means

This Means War!:
Bad Company meets Foreigner meets Def Leppard meets Journey. And holds its own with them all.

On Fire

On Fire!:
The last album did really well with an exclamation point, we gotta use that again! It’s almost Heavy Metal.

Praise

Petra Praise:
The Rock Cries Out: And the modern worship movement begins.

Beyond Belief

Beyond Belief:
Best selling, Grammy winning, Dove winning, all-round great rock record.

Unseen

Unseen Power:
Another Grammy. Another polished production performing powerful, punchy, and percussive rock and roll.

Wake-Up

Wake Up Call:
Third Grammy. New producer, same great songwriting, playing, and lyrics.

No Doubt

No Doubt:
No, Doubt. This is without a doubt a much less exciting record than the previous 9. The rock is toned down, the pop is turned up.

Praise 2

Petra Praise 2:
We Need Jesus: Modern worship gets a rock injection.

God Fixation

God Fixation:
Not of this World has a rocket powered guitar spaceship on the cover. This one has the band in a bus. Sums up the music as well.

Double

Double Take:
Petra used to mean rock. Used to.

Revival

Revival:
Bob is back and there was great rejoicing.

Jekyll & Hyde

Jekyll & Hyde:
What’s this? Heavy Heavy Heavy! Almost, dare we say, METAL?!

What a fun trip through the massive Petra discography. Would y’all like to see other disco’s treated in such an irreverent manner? If so, drop a line or leave a comment with suggestions.

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